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—me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)
whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?
im just filled with hate and useless facts
Thank you for making those past five years totally awesome.
Forest of Dean. I came here once with Mum and Dad. That was years ago. It’s just how I remember it. The trees, the river, everything. Like nothing’s changed… Not true of course, everything’s changed. If I brought them back here now, they’d probably not recognize any of it. Not the trees, not the river… not even me.
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.
"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.
Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.
Annie Fucking Oakley everyone